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Sunrise 5:09am · Sunset 9:12pm
Tides: Next: Low 4.1 ft at 5:37 AM
AQI 32 — Good
No quakes M4.5+ in last 24h

Seattle Sports

39-39

1st in AL West

LOSS Red Sox 5 at Mariners 1 Yesterday
NEXT Home vs Red Sox Today · 1:10 PM
3-14

8th in Western Conference Division

LOSS Storm 73 at Mercury 93 Yesterday
NEXT Home vs Wings Tomorrow · 7:00 PM
4-2-5

10th in NWSL

NEXT At North Carolina Sat, Jul 4 · 3:30 PM

Latest News

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The Needling 17 days

Crazy Socialist Mayor of Seattle Says Cars Not Allowed to Drive on ‘Trains-Only’ Train Tracks

As if Seattle’s crazed socialist mayor hadn’t oppressed the city’s car drivers enough already with new bus-only lanes for her Route 8 stretch limo, today Mayor Katie Wilson reminded everyone that “trains-only” train tracks are for trains only, not cars. “I have to admit I thought this was a self-evident, bipartisan issue, but in light […]

The Needling 19 days

Sun-drunk Seattleite Accidentally Says ‘Hello’ to Stranger

In an embarrassing lapse of character, today a Seattle man who clearly had one too many hours out in the sunshine accidentally said “hello” to a complete stranger. “Out of nowhere, completely unprompted, this guy looks at another guy walking past him and fully said ‘hello’ with a wave and everything—clearly sun-drunk out of his […]

The Needling 22 days

Blue Origin Goes Rogue, Blows Up Another Billionaire’s Launchpad in Seattle

For the second night in a row, the team behind Bezos-founded space rocket company Blue Origin has gone rogue by following up their explosion of one billionaire’s launchpad in Florida with the explosion of another billionaire’s Launchpad in Seattle also known as Mark Zuckerberg’s superyacht. “Wow, I really thought the orcas, Seafair Pirates, or Dave […]

The Needling 23 days

Orcas Getting a Little Sick and Tired of Being Asked to Solve All Your Billionaire Problems

After yet another week of hearing humans ask them to sink billionaire yachts for them, today local orca pods announced they’re getting a little sick and tired of being asked all the time to do humans’ dirty work for them. “It’s always ‘Hey, take Zuck to Davy Jones Locker this, pop Peter Thiel a 100 […]

The Needling 23 days

Alki Beachgoers Stunned as Low Tide Reveals Studio Apartment with Rent Under $800

During the lowest tide of the year this week, Alki beachgoers in were treated to the rare discovery of a studio apartment renting for under $800 in Seattle. “I thought it was just a myth that studio apartments in any part of Seattle were ever cheaper than $1,800 a month,” said tidepooler Lisa Barnes. “I’m […]

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